'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, [puts plate on table] with AIDS?
I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with frimp fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, AND AIDS! DO ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Yeah! I'm an American, and I got a say in who makes my food!
Well, baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherfucker. Everything on your goddamn table got AIDS.
You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.
Well, all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here. [licks hamburger bun] Eat it. [jams it in Royce's face]
Bitch, you come in my house, [picks up the rest of the hamburger] you gonna eat my food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT! Do you understand me? [dumps food in Royce's lap]
Tip your waitress. [Walks toward kitchen; high fives Jason; goes back to kitchen]
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