Harrison quotes from Tru Calling

Tru

The dream has nothing to do with Dad.

Harrison

Mmm. Right.

Tru

Besides, Meredith says he's only in town for a conference so odds are we won't even hear from him. But there's something else.

Harrison

And that is?

Tru

What I do…going back, trying to save these people from dying…I think Mom could do it too.

Harrison

Where you getting this from?

Tru

Davis. He was an assistant the night they brought Mom in.

Harrison

How does this freak-fest from a morgue become such an expert on our mother?

Tru

Listen, Harrison, I think it's sweet that you remembered your three-month anniversary, but I'm not giving you any money

Harrison

Why would you think that? Why...? Why do reliving days suck for me? Hmm? So, what did I do?

Tru

You went to the track and lost everything I gave you, so I'm sorry but you're gonna have to be more creative.

Harrison

Yeah, but...

Tru

And I'm gonna do you an even bigger favor today. I'm gonna borrow your car, so you can't go to the track at all.

Harrison

No, wait…

Tru

I gotta go

Harrison

Wait, but...go on! Save everybody but me. [to himself] I gotta get a job! ...Nah.

Davis

We were married. For a year.

Harrison

You're married?

Davis

And, er…I was supposed to meet Haley at her mother's. We were going to a restaurant for our anniversary dinner. And I'd been working late here, and I was going out to my car and the gas had all been drained from the tank, and the tyres were flat. There was this crazy woman there, telling me that I had to call my wife, and prevent her from getting in her car, and getting on the freeway

Harrison

Crazy woman? What?

Tru

Our mother.

Tru

I need to borrow your car.

Harrison

That is so weird. I was just coming to…

Tru

No, you weren't gonna come and get me. And if I were you, I'd stay away from the trifecta too.

Harrison

That is so not fair! You know what I did and I don't.

Tru

Look, you let me down, Harrison. Again. Nothing you haven't done 1000 times before. And you know what? Lindsay says the same exact thing about you too.

Harrison

Well excuse me, I made a mistake. I'm not lucky like you: you screw up, and it's "Oh what am I gonna do? You know what, I'll just redo it!"

Harrison

She's like me. She's, like, loyal…but she's…she's smart as hell. And she works her tail off.

Jack

Tell me about it. She comes in off-shift, practically memorizes the stats of all the corpses. That job…it's like she lives for it, you know?

Harrison

Understatement of the year.

Harrison

So the meet's at noon. High noon.

Tru

Don't be so dramatic.

Harrison

It's the first time me and Lindsay have seen each other since the breakup. We're exchanging stuff. How is that not dramatic?

Harrison

[about Lindsay's boyfriend] What, he's foreign? He's from another country? And he just lives here, and all of a sudden he just pops the question and asks some chick to marry him? Hello? What does that say to you?

Davis

That he's impulsive and likes to travel?

Harrison

Hi.

Lindsay

What are you...?

Harrison

I never returned your key.

Lindsay

Harrison, tonight isn't...

Harrison

I heard about the proposal.

Lindsay

And?

Harrison

And I checked this guy out. I know it pisses you off.

Lindsay

Harrison.

Harrison

You need to know something... before you make a mistake that you'll regret for the rest of your life.

Lindsay

You should go. You shouldn't be here.

Harrison

Say yes. Say yes. He is the real deal. He's the better guy. A better guy than I could be for you. At least, right now. And he really loves you. Say Yes.

Lindsay

Thank you.

Tru

Today isn't gonna be your day, Harrison.

Harrison

Nah, today's the day that I'm gonna be a better man. Today's the day that I'm gonna...

Tru

Die.

Davis

I'm so sorry. Please, accept my condolences. You were so... young.

Harrison

Dude, I'm still alive. I died yesterday.

Jack

Harrison! Look at you, man! You look great! Robust! Like a man who's been taking care of himself.

Harrison

So, my continuing to be alive isn't bothering you?

Jack

Oh. You mean because it runs counter to the plan of the universe and every day you're setting in motion consequences that can only be damaging to the entire human race? Now why would that bother me?

Tru

Don't settle in, Harry. I'm heading out. Something happened and I don't have a clue who it happened to.

Harrison

Wait, I thought your birthday was supposed to be all about giggles and love for the people of the Earth.

Tru

Yeah. I had that birthday yesterday.

Harrison

Whoa. You had a replay on your birthday? Huh. Wait, is there anything I should do, or not do? Uh, did I-did I screw up?

You know, you are an extremely weird kid.

Harrison

I get that a lot.