Harrison quotes from Tru Calling

Harrison

She needs me, I love her, & she needs me.

Harrison

[to Tru when meeting Sarah] For the future, two topics are off-limits when meeting my new girlfriends: my exes and their exes.

Harrison

Hey I took a semester of psych in high school. It's always about someone's mom.

Harrison

[To Tru] Do you know how annoying it is to have a sibling with your powers?

Harrison

Hey, at least you got a set of wheels now. So you can do your girly stuff and go save dead people. All the things that you like to do.

Harrison

[Punches Jack] That's for yesterday... I think.

Harrison

We both know what they call a guy like me wearing a suit like that – the defendant.

Harrison

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay? Is everything okay?

Tru

I'm having a day, Harrison. A day I would gladly explain to you if I thought I could but I can't, so I'm not even gonna try. And I heard another voice.

Harrison

Wait. I don't understand. You mean like, you mean like Mom?

Tru

No, not her. Someone else.

Harrison

Dead?

Harrison

Oh, boy.

Tru

And that's not even the half of it. Believe it or not, that's the half that makes sense. I-I just don't get it. Me of all people, why do they come to me?

Harrison

Maybe because they know that you'll listen.

Tru

Do you think I'm crazy?

Harrison

I never thought you were crazy.

Harrison

Hey, you okay?

Tru

Yeah. What could be wrong?

Harrison

Let's see, uh, last time we talked you told me that dead people were talking to you so, I thought I might be remiss if I didn't follow up.

Harrison

What if tomorrow is just today, all over again?

Tru

Bite me, Harrison.

Tru

Harrison, I came here to talk

Harrison

OK someone dies asked for help and you repeat a day, there we talked.

Tru

Not quite what I meant by talking.

Harrison

Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like crap.

Tru

Thanks Harrison. I told you I've been up studying all night. Because in 45 minutes I'm going to be taking the biggest test of my life.

Harrison

Right! The Top Cats.

Tru

M-Cat.

Tru

[on the phone] Hey Harrison, it's me. I've got some bad news.

Harrison

Give it to me.

Tru

You're gonna be evicted today.

Harrison

Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

Tru

Meredith's still in rehab, why don't you just crash at her place?

Harrison

Or what about yours?

Tru

Been there. Hated that.

Harrison

Ah, a dreaded rewind day. So what did I do?

Tru

Poker with the boys, food on my couch, flood in my kitchen.

Harrison

Tru, I am shocked. Shocked! I would never do anything... whoa... wait, was I winning?

Tru

Bye, Harr.

Lindsay

Look, I'm just gonna go for a walk, so if you want the bed...

Harrison

No, no, no, I'll take the couch... Bed smells funny.

Harrison

Hey kids. What's cracking?

Well, Jordan came by and told us she's having a party for Dad tonight, and Tru…

Harrison

Told her off?

Actually, Tru said she'd be there.