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Davis quotes from Tru Calling

Played by Zach Galifianakis · 33 quotes · page 1 of 3

Davis

Played by Zach Galifianakis

Tru Calling · 121 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Tru Calling: in 33 of its 121 quotes
Most scenes with: Tru (21), Harrison (3)

Lines by Davis 7

Davis

Um, most girls as pretty as you that come here, well, they're dead.

Davis

He's a hell of a guy. Great Dungeon Master. [Tru pokes her head back into the room] Oh God, did I just say that out loud?

Davis

Hey Tru, for what it's worth, I happen to think that you have a pretty exciting life, you know? Time travel, saving lives, pretty cool boss…

Davis

Enjoy the sugar! 'Enjoy the sugar'? God, my complete ineptitude!

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Scenes with Davis 26

Davis

It's called the crypt. It's where every unnatural death in the city comes to rest, waiting for an autopsy.

You said "unnatural death"?

Davis

Most of them. Because if there's even a hint that a death might be unnatural, murder, suicide, they come here.

So every crypt...

Davis

Has a body. That's right. Can you imagine the pain of losing someone before their time? Bottom line: most of these people shouldn't be dead yet.

Davis

You ever been to a morgue before?

Just once, when I was 12.

Davis

Well, that sounds like a story. Are you sure you're interested in wor... in working here? Because, I'll be honest, uh most girls as pretty as you that come here...well they're...they're dead.

Davis

Tru, why do I think you're not telling me the truth?

I know I shouldn't have looked through the files. I just have a few questions.

Davis

Oh what? About unsolved murders?

Exactly.

Davis

So let me get this straight. In the eight hours since you've started working here, you've decided to solve old cases? It's very ambitious. You know what I did today? I bought socks.

Davis

Look, Tru, I know that the..the morgue is not exactly Party Central but don't worry, things will pick up.

Actually, that's what I'm afraid of.

You ever have one of the greatest days of your life, I mean a really, truly great day, and then just feel like the whole thing got erased?

Davis

You're assuming I've ever had a great day?

Davis

It's not easy is it, bearing the burden you do.

'Scuse me?

Davis

Some call it a blessing others a curse some see it as more of a calling.

Davis.

Davis

I know more than you think I know Tru, about what you can do, about how you can help the dead, give them a chance at life. Have a seat Tru, it's time I told you what I know.

Davis

So you're saying yesterday a guy and a girl went over a cliff in a car accident?

Yeah

Davis

Was I wearing this shirt?

Unfortunately, yes...

Davis

I finished running the numbers through the simulator.

And?

Davis

Well, based on the victim's own height and weight, as well as the location and moderate depth of the wounds, I believe that the killer was approximately 5'4", right-handed, and lacking upper body strength. Most likely a female. What do you think?

I think... you just described me.

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