DavisUm, most girls as pretty as you that come here, well, they're dead.
A character in Tru Calling
Played by Zach Galifianakis
Tru Calling · 121 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Tru Calling: in 33 of its 121 quotes
Most scenes with: Tru (21), Harrison (3)
DavisUm, most girls as pretty as you that come here, well, they're dead.
DavisWe're all someplace for a reason, just sometimes we need to accept what that reason is.
DavisOkay, hotshot; bonus question you ready?
DavisYou can change events, but you can't change fate, Tru.
DavisHe's a hell of a guy. Great Dungeon Master. [Tru pokes her head back into the room] Oh God, did I just say that out loud?
DavisHey Tru, for what it's worth, I happen to think that you have a pretty exciting life, you know? Time travel, saving lives, pretty cool boss…
DavisEnjoy the sugar! 'Enjoy the sugar'? God, my complete ineptitude!
DavisIt's called the crypt. It's where every unnatural death in the city comes to rest, waiting for an autopsy.
You said "unnatural death"?
DavisMost of them. Because if there's even a hint that a death might be unnatural, murder, suicide, they come here.
So every crypt...
DavisHas a body. That's right. Can you imagine the pain of losing someone before their time? Bottom line: most of these people shouldn't be dead yet.
DavisYou ever been to a morgue before?
Just once, when I was 12.
DavisWell, that sounds like a story. Are you sure you're interested in wor... in working here? Because, I'll be honest, uh most girls as pretty as you that come here...well they're...they're dead.
DavisTru, why do I think you're not telling me the truth?
I know I shouldn't have looked through the files. I just have a few questions.
DavisOh what? About unsolved murders?
Exactly.
DavisSo let me get this straight. In the eight hours since you've started working here, you've decided to solve old cases? It's very ambitious. You know what I did today? I bought socks.
DavisLook, Tru, I know that the..the morgue is not exactly Party Central but don't worry, things will pick up.
Actually, that's what I'm afraid of.
You ever have one of the greatest days of your life, I mean a really, truly great day, and then just feel like the whole thing got erased?
DavisYou're assuming I've ever had a great day?
DavisIt's not easy is it, bearing the burden you do.
'Scuse me?
DavisSome call it a blessing others a curse some see it as more of a calling.
Davis.
DavisI know more than you think I know Tru, about what you can do, about how you can help the dead, give them a chance at life. Have a seat Tru, it's time I told you what I know.
DavisSo you're saying yesterday a guy and a girl went over a cliff in a car accident?
Yeah
DavisWas I wearing this shirt?
Unfortunately, yes...
DavisI finished running the numbers through the simulator.
And?
DavisWell, based on the victim's own height and weight, as well as the location and moderate depth of the wounds, I believe that the killer was approximately 5'4", right-handed, and lacking upper body strength. Most likely a female. What do you think?
I think... you just described me.
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