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Tru Calling · Season 1, Episode 20

“Two Weddings and a Funeral” quotes from Tru Calling

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“Two Weddings and a Funeral” · Season 1, Episode 20

In this episode: Tru (3), Jack (3), Davis (2), Harrison (2)

Don't get your hopes up, I just came in to give my two weeks' notice.

Don't bother. Davis took you off the payroll when we realized you were Death.

Today isn't gonna be your day, Harrison.

Nah, today's the day that I'm gonna be a better man. Today's the day that I'm gonna...

Die.

I just wanted to let you know that, uh, Harrison won't be showing up today.

Ah, good old Tru. At least she's gonna make this sporting. [laughs] So, why don't you tell me what you really want.

I just wanted to hear it for myself.

What's that?

Who you are. What you can do. How you can live with yourself.

I respect you, Davis. You're a man of science. You want answers, conclusions. So how's this? I preserve the order of the universe by ensuring the cycle of life.

Well, fate already has a representative, Jack, and it is not you.

Tru? Now this is where we're gonna have to agree to disagree. Because if Tru was serving fate, why does fate need me?

She helps people live.

Who were supposed to die! Don't you see? She can't win.

You're wrong. I've seen her save people. She can win.

Yes. You've seen her outfox killers, talk people off ledges, and quite capably, I might add. But if you think that's the end of the story, you're missing the best part.

Oh, what's that?

I think that we'll save that for another time. Wouldn't want to blow all my best material at once, but it's good to see you, boss. Tell Harrison I'll catch him later.

My mother had the calling and she passed it on to me. If you think for one minute that I'm ever gonna stop, you're wrong. So you'd better watch your back, because it's on.

You should know one thing. This is bigger than you think.

And you should know one thing. You have no idea what you've begun.

I'm so sorry. Please, accept my condolences. You were so... young.

Dude, I'm still alive. I died yesterday.

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