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Tru Calling · Season 1, Episode 16

“Two Pair” quotes from Tru Calling

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“Two Pair” · Season 1, Episode 16

In this episode: Tru (5), Davis (2), Harrison (2), Jack (2)

We were married. For a year.

You're married?

And, er…I was supposed to meet Haley at her mother's. We were going to a restaurant for our anniversary dinner. And I'd been working late here, and I was going out to my car and the gas had all been drained from the tank, and the tyres were flat. There was this crazy woman there, telling me that I had to call my wife, and prevent her from getting in her car, and getting on the freeway

Crazy woman? What?

Our mother.

I need to borrow your car.

That is so weird. I was just coming to…

No, you weren't gonna come and get me. And if I were you, I'd stay away from the trifecta too.

That is so not fair! You know what I did and I don't.

Look, you let me down, Harrison. Again. Nothing you haven't done 1000 times before. And you know what? Lindsay says the same exact thing about you too.

Well excuse me, I made a mistake. I'm not lucky like you: you screw up, and it's "Oh what am I gonna do? You know what, I'll just redo it!"

Wow, Davis is a dedicated employee isn't he?

He really takes his work home with him.

I'm trying to imagine a First Date scenario…"Why don't you come back to my apartment, I'll show you all my books on death"

Kind of a mood killer.

Unless you're dating a serial killer.

I've got this thing tomorrow at my apartment, and I haven't unpacked.

When did you move in?

[Davis looks as through he counting back]

Three years ago.

How do you get so banged up on this job? It's not like the dead fight back.

Yeah, you'd be surprised.

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