Transformers: Animated · Season 1
And then, they were back to normal, like nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, I'm stuck riding home with no dry clothes and an Autobot whose car mode doesn't have a heater!
[Sari sneezes]
You showed a lot of courage and ingenuity, Sari. And hopefully, you'll stop...backfiring soon.
Hel-lo, it's called "sneezing".
[Sari sneezes, then blows her nose]
I don't even wanna know what that's called.
And the universe will rejoice! All hail your grand and glorious return!
Okaaay. What's his malfunction?
Technical glitch. It happens.
A lot, actually! Ahahahaha!
It is not a glitch! It is Megatron, and he commands us to deliver him the Key!
Megatron...?! Did you just say Megatron?! Did he just say 'MEGATRON?! THERE IS NO MEGATRON! MEGATRON IS OFFLINE! TERMINATED! I DID IT MYSEL—saw it myself.
No! NO! Lies!! LIES!! Megatron lives! We must obey! Our supreme leader has spoken!!!
Aren't you forgetting something?..... I AM YOUR SUPREME LEADER!!!!!!!
The fate of the Earth and Cybertron hang in the balance and all I've got in my command are a bunch of undisciplined, insubordinate MALFUNCTIONS!"
The Key, Autobot!
You'll have to pry it from my cold, offline servo. >
[Blitzwing switches to his icy face, freezes Ratchet, then switches to his random face]
Well, it's not exactly offline, but— [Rips off Ratchet's arm] —it's certainly cold. Ahahahaha!
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
Do your worst, Megatron. I'll give up the location of the AllSpark!
Oh, I don't need you for that, Autobot. The child's key will lead me straight to it.
No!
Oh dear, this is all my fault!
What? It's not like you built Megatron in your lab or anything. You built Megatron in your lab!!
Open up! I need you to charge something- Anything! So I can save my friends! Why won't you help me!? Why did you choose me in the first place!?
(The AllSpark shows her a Cybertronian spark fused with human DNA)
I don't have time for charades!
(Optimus Prime is blasted by a supremely powerful energy beam from the AllSpark)
You appoint yourself protector of the AllSpark, yet you have no concept of its true power!
Optimus!
(Throws her Key to him)
You want power!? Have your fill!
Did you...destroy the AllSpark?
More like I dispersed it, which that this Key is now the most powerful Cybertronian artifact in existence. And much too valuable to be left in the hands of mere Autobots. If the AllSpark choose you, it must have had a good reason.
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