[at Sam Losco Veterinary Services]
Why don't you just off shoot your gun some more, very recklessly like. Idiot!
Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh?
Maybe I did, Reveeeeeen!
All right, Reveen is taking it a little too far, all right? You little fucker.
[singing] He's the fuckin' man they call...
Don't say it, Bubbles.
Reveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
That's it. I have fuckin' had it with you. [whips out his gun and points it in the puppet's face]
Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet.
Yes I am.
Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.
Ricky, give me the gun. Give it to me.
[Julian manages to get the gun out of Ricky's hand]
Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used...Patrick...Swayze.
That's not funny, Bubbles.
[singing] Oh, my Julian, my handsome Julian- Patrick Swayze, [Julian pushes Conky away from Bubbles' face] you were so fuckin' sexy in Road House and fuckin' Dirty Dancin.
[Julian raises the gun and shoots Conky in the face, blowing his head apart, but avoiding Bubbles]
Oh my God! Julian, what happened?
[hugs Bubbles] Sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man.
Smoking much dope lately, boys? You guys are fucked.
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