Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles! I got something for you!
Oh my God! Conky! Conky! Where have you been? Oh my God! Oh my God, I've missed you! I thought you were dead for sure!
I thought you were dead too, you little bastard.
Luckily I don't need oxygen to live under water like you do. Stupid!
Julian, it's starting already. I'm telling you right now. [turns his attention back to the puppet] If you fuck with me, Conky, I'm gonna fuck with you. I'm outta here.
No, no, no. [pulls Ricky aside] Ricky, Ricky, I need your help here! We gotta get him to the hospital or he could go into a coma!
What?! A coma?! A coma? I'm going into a coma? Julian, I can't.
No, no, no, you're probably not gonna. You're gonna be fine, Bubbles!
What's it like in a coma?
Bubbles, why don't you ask Conky if it's okay to go to the hospital?
Conky, do you think. Do you think it would be a good idea for me to go to the hospital and get that fixed?
Well, I think it might be a good idea to go on an adventure with Julian and...Rickyyyyy! [disturbed giggle]
Final warning there, fuckface. Final warning.
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