What the fuck are you guys doing here? You following us or something?
Yeah, sorry I was following you, dude. But I have a brilliant idea, man. If we take dope and sell it at the Rush concert, we can sell it for double the price and make a ton of loot, man! It works every time. Can you hook us up?
That's a good idea, guys. I got a little bit of dope here for you.
[Ricky feigns opening the glove box, then pulls out his hand with a middle finger raised and sticks it in Cory's face]
There's no fucking dope in town, you idiots!
Julian, you gotta be able to get some dope. We'll take the cruise money and double it up, man. We can do it!
All right, boys. Here. Get us all some Rush tickets.
[Julian gives Cory a handful of cash]
Nice!
You sure about this?
I want the change back too, boys. Don't fuck this up!
That's cool.
I think I can get us some dope, man.
Where the fuck are you gonna get dope?
[Ricky walks up to a cop with a drug dog in a parking garage]
How's it goin'? You guys got a package for Cory and Trevor Lahey?
[Another cop walks up and Ricky gives him money. The cop with the dog takes a big bag of pot out from under the dog's harness and hands it to Ricky.]
Fuck, I hate buying dope from cops, man. They way overcharge every time. It doesn't even feel like a pound.
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