Randy, come back here for a second.
What's up, Rick?
Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
Yeah, and get me some fuckin' Gummiworms and stuff.
Gummiworms. Okay. Ja-lap-ano chips. Pepperoni. You want anything, Julian?
[Julian nods "no"]
Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Yeah, pick me up a bag of ja-lap-ano chips.
All right.
Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
Ricky, the "J" is silent. You're saying it wrong.
The "J" is like an "H", Ricky. "Hal-a-pee-no," not "ja-lap-ano."
What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Hal-a-pee-no. Hal-a-pee-no. That's how you pronounce it.
I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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