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Trailer Park Boys · Season 1, Episode 15

Ricky, Randy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Randy, come back here for a second.

What's up, Rick?

Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.

Yeah, and get me some fuckin' Gummiworms and stuff.

Gummiworms. Okay. Ja-lap-ano chips. Pepperoni. You want anything, Julian?

[Julian nods "no"]

Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?

Yeah, pick me up a bag of ja-lap-ano chips.

All right.

Jalapeno? What flavor is that?

Ricky, the "J" is silent. You're saying it wrong.

The "J" is like an "H", Ricky. "Hal-a-pee-no," not "ja-lap-ano."

What in the fuck are you guys talking about?

Hal-a-pee-no. Hal-a-pee-no. That's how you pronounce it.

I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!

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