You can't be sittin' in the middle of the road drinkin'. It's against the law.
Guys, guys! Break it up! [runs into the middle of Ricky, Lahey and Randy arguing]
You give me that beer back!
Ricky, shut up!
This is drunk and disorderly!
You owe me a twelve-pack of beer, asshole!
Ricky! Would you guys stop it!? Lahey. Lahey, Ricky, get over--
I do not believe how stupid these guys are. Like father, like stupid son.
Lahey--
[Ricky bumps into a beer box]
What?
Lahey, get him off the street.
We've been trying to get him off the damn street.
Well, get him out of here. [pushes Randy away] Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard.
Hey Lahey, you want a smoke? [holds the cigarette to his waist] 'Cause I got one right fuckin' here for you, buddy-boy.
Ricky-- [drags him away]
You got one joke in your resitory, do you, Rick?
[points to Jim] You owe a beer, [points to Randy] and you owe me a beer, you assholes!
Come on, Randy.
Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?
What?
Fuck off!
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