Boys, check out Ricky pickin' up some butts!
[Ricky is crouched next to a bus stop trash can, picking cigarette butts up off of the ground]
Hey, Ricky! Find any good ones?
What?! Yeah, like you guys have never smoked a butt, eh? "Oh, look at Ricky smoking cigarette butts!" I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of your TV show, and I'm sick of you, and I'm sick of everybody! I'm moving to Toronto!
[Jim rolls past slowly]
I'm especially sick of this dick! Get the fuck out of here, Lahey!
[Jim drives off]
Fuck it, man. I'm moving to Toronto and I'm gonna be a street person! I don't care.
Rick, think about it. You don't got no money, man! What are you gonna do? How are you gonna get out there?
I don't know yet, but I'm gonna get out there.
[J-Roc and Tyrone roll up in a Volvo]
What's goin' on, honkies?
J-Roc?
Damn, you stank! You should put some Old Spice and some brute up in that muhfucka!
Listen, I'm not in the mood today, all right? So unless you've got two grand you wanna lend me, get the fuck out of my face.
Hey man, take it easy...
No, I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of all you guys! I'm sick of this park...
Actually, if you wanna make some scrilla, you pop by my crib. I'll tell ya how to make all kinds of money. I'm serious, too!
You're gonna make me some money?
I'll make you tons of money! Know what I'm sayin'? Pop by my crib. 'Scuse me, Gorilla. We da fuck out!
Well, if you're serious, I'll be down there in about an hour! [to Julian] Looks like I'm not moving to Toronto.
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