Nicola hands him a script "Braveheart 2" written by Nicola Sturgeon.
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Braveheart 2? Look, this is madness. And, anyway, Tom Cruise is an American.
Ah, not when Operation Neeps and Tatties goes into effect. Show him, Mhairi.
Mhairi reveals a screen showing a map of Scotland.
Here, you see Scotland. But, soon, things will change. And the mainland of Scotland will be joined by... West Scotland.
Mhairi points to North America which lights up West Scotland.
That's crazy!
There's more. East Scotland.
Mhairi points to Russia which lights up East Scotland.
North Scotland.
Don't tell me, England becomes South Scotland.
No, that stays English. We've no interest in that little bit whatsoever.
This is ludicrous. You're insane!
You might think so, but I won't rest until there is a branch of the Edinburgh Woollen Mill in every major capital city in the world, and "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" is the worldwide national anthem! Mhairi, take Mr Pegg to his quarters and shout your maiden speech to Parliament in his ear, until he comes round to our way of thinking!
No!
Thank you, Madam Deputy Speaker, for calling me to such an important debate...
Angela, who is wearing a pair of novelty Union Jack sunglasses, sits down next to Birgit on an open top bus tour of London. She takes them off and surprises her.
Uberraschung. Surprise!
What are you doing here?
Well, I suddenly thought to myself, why should I help to clear all this mess up? The British can scoop their own poop. So, I arranged a private meeting with the CEO of Boots, and I let them get on with it.
Wunderschon!
Yes, besides, I never see London, you know? I just see the airports and the conference centre, and Theresa May talking about Brexit means Brexit, means Shmexit, means argh... Oh, it feels so good to feel the wind in my hairspray!
Oh, you would love London, Angela. Look, it is full of German things.
I saw a Lidl.
Ja?
Ja.
Angela and Birgit pass by a homeless man passed out on a bench.
Oh, look at this man drinking a Pilsner in the morning. He must be a great supporter of our German brewing industry.
Look, dachshunds!
They pass a woman walking two dachshunds.
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