Simon Pegg, Nicola Sturgeon and others in “Unfinished Business”

Don't tell me, England becomes South Scotland.

No, that stays English. We've no interest in that little bit whatsoever.

This is ludicrous. You're insane!

You might think so, but I won't rest until there is a branch of the Edinburgh Woollen Mill in every major capital city in the world, and "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" is the worldwide national anthem! Mhairi, take Mr Pegg to his quarters and shout your maiden speech to Parliament in his ear, until he comes round to our way of thinking!

No!

Thank you, Madam Deputy Speaker, for calling me to such an important debate...