So, when he said we had bigger things to worry about here, do you think that was more blathering?
[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten]
No such luck. It looks like we're about to be pressed into a spy patty.
[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten and Sam and Clover tightly]
[turning to the viewer] Great. What do we do now?
[Suddenly, Clover sees The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She gets an idea]
Turn The Tracking Device back on.
What good will that do? It isn't attached to the baddie anymore.
It will give our little friend here just enough motivation to claw us to freedom.
[worried about the kitten] Oh, I don't know, Clover. [looking down at the kitten] That sounds kind of mean.
Don't worry, Alex. It won't hurt the cat. Just annoy him a little.
And, besides, it will only last a few seconds.
Okay, but hurry up before I change my mind.
[Sam struggles to turn on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She turns on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, the kitten hears The Silent Siren Tracking Device. He meows in pain, yowling, upset, bouncing all over the place, carrying Alex along. He rips out of the purple ribbons, freeing both himself and Alex, who falls to the floor, dizzy]
[The kitten yowls angrily at the Silent Siren Tracking Device, and bites it in half]
[to the kitten, gasping, crawling up to him] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]
[Mali-U Beach- 7:46 P.M. Sigmund Smith is arrested]
Congratulations on yet another successful mission, ladies.
No probs. You know, except for the part where I got sand under my fingernails and egg in my hair.
So, uh, what are we gonna do about our fellow coeds, Jer? They kind of saw us in spy-tastic action.
As always, W.O.O.H.P. will remedy the situation.
[gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]
Ah. Hello, ladies. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important.
Come on, Jer. It's never bothered you before.
True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's polite to ask once in a while.
[Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]
Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again?
[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.
[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?
[Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]
[to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.
[holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.
[Alex turns Oinky to Clover]
Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.
Ah, uh, I don't know, Alex. I don't think Oinky would like our place. You know, not enough mud.
[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!
[Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]
[The girls are now back on campus, walking]
Ah. Phew. Fighting that metal menace was a workout. Luckily, I have a free period next so I can relax at the pent house.
[Suddenly, Oinky oinks offscreen, running up to Alex. Alex picks him up]
Aw, look at him. What a loyal, little oinker he is, aren't you, Oinky? [she oinks] Aw. [she hugs him, causing him to squeal excitedly] Oh, I have to take a picture of this. Mr. Oinky visits campus.
[to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oh, really? That's incredible.
[to Alex] What did he say?
[to Clover] I have no idea.
[Clover faints, sighing, while Alex pets Oinky]
[Last lines]
TTrent
[driving the cart next to Mandy in the hallway] Why won't you let me drive you today, Mandy?
[angrily walking next to the cart in the hallway] I am not in the mood for carts today, thank you very much, and... [turning to Trent] I don't know why. [She attempts to enter the girls' restroom, only to scream, getting startled by Oinky, who growls at her, wearing a bodyguard uniform] What...is...that...pig doing blocking the door?!
[to Mandy, about Oinky] Oh, no biggie, Mandy. Oinky is just OUR new bodyguard.
[Mandy screams, enraged, as the camera trucks-out to Oinky oinking and the girls laughing. The episode irises-out]
[Oinky brings Alex a truffle, panting]
I had no idea Oinky's a truffle pig.
[Suddenly, The Mandy Statue tips over]
Look out, girls! Incoming W.H.O.O.P.-age!
[Suddenly, the girls get W.H.O.O.P.-ed. The Mandy Statue tips back to its normal position]
[after summoning the girls and Oinky to headquarters from their penthouse] Hello, ladies. [Oinky oinks, landing on Alex's head] Hello, Oinky.
[Oinky oinks, sitting in Alex's lap]
[As the spies get assigned on Halloween night, Sam's costume is a clown, Alex's costume is a donkey, and Clover's costume is a mummy.]
Yo, Alex, quit horsing around.
[squeaks Sam's red nose] Honk honk. Been wanting to do that all day.
Tell anyone about this embarrassing costume and I'll
Mummy's the word. You think I want anyone to know I look like this?
