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[Sparky barks, then jumps onto Jerry's desk, startling Jerry. The girls gasp, shocked and startled, as he and Jerry are in a game of tug of war over the magazine]
[to Sparky] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pulling Sparky aside] Moving on.
Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again, alright?
Good luck, super-spies.
[Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]
Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he should be okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.
[confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.
Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.
Arnold, what are you doing here?
I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?
[He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]
That would be super-spies.
[To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.
Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?
Cool? Not.
Well, why not? I've got the outfit!
Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!
Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.
[putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.
[on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.
Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.
[gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.
[Sparky runs up to her, barking, wagging his tail]
[to Sparky] Sparky, stay.
[Sparky barks]
Well, how come you listen to her?
It's kind of hard here with "Admiral Admirable" screaming like a preschooler!
Ok, wait! I got it! Arnold, calm down! We need your help! In my backpack is the Wind Tunnel 9000 Laser Tornado Blast Hair Dryer. See it?
Yeah?
Great idea, Alex! Arnold, set it on "reverse" and turn it on!
I don't understand! [He sets the switch to "reverse", aims it at the tornado, and pulls the trigger. The tornado disappears] It worked!
[Fade-in on the Beverly Hills Park - 6:35 A.M. Jerry is walking Sparky]
[to Sparky, near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Oh, [giggling, cuddling Sparky] who is a good wittle doggy, eh? [Suddenly, Sparky sees Geraldine Husk behind Jerry, growling at her. Jerry turns and sees her] No! [He takes Sparky and runs, carrying him while Geraldine Husk chases them across the park]
[chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too! [She corners them at the fountain. She aims her laser at them, laughing evilly. Suddenly, Sam gets in the way] What? I thought you were-
You thought wrong. [The girls fly and dodge the laser while Jerry and Sparky hide behind the side of the fountain] How are we gonna stop that thing?
I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!
[to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]
I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!
Not today, Geraldine!
[Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]
Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to see one of the flyers.
I think Jerry is taking this way hard. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.
Be strong, Alex.
[Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]
Hero! How are you doing, boy?
[Alex gives Hero back to him]
[to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero? [She giggles, falling in love with him]
Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-
How about right now?
[Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]
Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!
Way ahead of you.
[Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]
[Notices rust on her bracelet] Hey, check it out! My bracelet is rusting.
[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Ugh! Low rent much. We are so getting a refund on these.
[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Totally.
[Gets an idea] Aha! The salt water must be causing the clasp to corrode. Quick, girls. Put your bracelets back underwater.
[The girls puts their arms back underwater. First, Sam's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Second, Clover's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Finally, Alex's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. All three girls gasp in surprise as their memories return.]
[Astonished] No way.
[Astonished] He's right.
[Astonished] We are spies.
[Happily] Welcome back, ladies.
[as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
[the girls get trapped in a net]
And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
I think they just call that seafood.
Whatever.
[The girls are driving down a street in their jeep, following the signal of The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, they hear meowing from the side of a house. They gasp]
[as they park the jeep outside the house] There's another attack in progress. Come on. [she and the girls run over to the side of the house. Suddenly, they're surprised] [in unison with Clover and Alex] Hmm?
[The camera trucks-out to reveal an orange tabby kitten crying, meowing in pain]
[giggles] Yeah. Attack of the lonely kitty.
Guess it was just a false alarm.
[The kitten is still meowing in pain]
Actually, I think we are in the right place. [she walks over to the kitten]
How do you know?
[She picks up the kitten as it still meows in pain]
Even though we may not be able to hear The Silent Siren, this cat sure can. [turning to the viewer] He's got great hearing.
[to the kitten, gasping, as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]
Now that crisis is over, it's time for a little b&e. Let's see what The Glass Gas can do for us. [she sprays The Glass Gas on the bars of the basement window. Suddenly, the bars dissolve]
[in unison with Sam, holding the kitten] Coolio!
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