Jerry quotes from Totally Spies!

Jerry

[to Sparky] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pulling Sparky aside] Moving on.

Jerry

[to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]

Jerry

Good luck, ladies. [as Oinky sits on his desk next to him] I'll take care of Oinky until you return. [He pets Oinky, who oinks]

Jerry

[after summoning the girls and Oinky to headquarters from their penthouse] Hello, ladies. [Oinky oinks, landing on Alex's head] Hello, Oinky.

Clover

Jerry, you've got to help us...

Jerry

[on recording] Sorry, Clover, I can't help you. I'm retired!

Clover

Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!

Jerry

Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names.

Clover

Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies.

Jerry

Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP?

Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.

Clover

Finally, an evil villain who isn't bitter about being dissed or something.

Jerry

It says here that the Lady Dragon left the video game industry several years ago because they refused to make some of her more eccentric games.

Clover

Figures.

Jerry

[after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".

Clover

Not funny much.

Sam

Not only would Jerry never cheat, the idea that he would betray his own brother...his twin brother.

Jerry

It's the only time I've lied in my entire life, and not a day goes by that I don't regret it.

Sam

[offscreen, in unison with Clover] Alex!

Clover

What are you doing? I thought you were gonna leave Sparky at the house.

Alex

I know, but I was leaving, and he looked so- [as the table suddenly turns upside down] sad!

Jerry

[pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?

Alex

[offscreen] It's Sparky.

Jerry

Good luck, super-spies.

Alex

Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he should be okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.

Jerry

[confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.

Clover

Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.

Jerry

[on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.

Sam

Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.

Alex

[gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.

Alex

[to Sparky] Sparky, stay.

Jerry

Well, how come you listen to her?

Jerry

[to Sparky, near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Oh, [giggling, cuddling Sparky] who is a good wittle doggy, eh? [Suddenly, Sparky sees Geraldine Husk behind Jerry, growling at her. Jerry turns and sees her] No! [He takes Sparky and runs, carrying him while Geraldine Husk chases them across the park]

[chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too! [She corners them at the fountain. She aims her laser at them, laughing evilly. Suddenly, Sam gets in the way] What? I thought you were-

Clover

You thought wrong. [The girls fly and dodge the laser while Jerry and Sparky hide behind the side of the fountain] How are we gonna stop that thing?

Alex

I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!