Alex quotes from Totally Spies!

Alex

What are we gonna do, Sammy? Mandy's got those two brainiacs and that yoga guy.

Alex

[happily] YES! Sammy, Clover, quick! You've got to help me think of an excuse!

Alex

Good idea, Sammy! Let's make a break for it.

Clover

So, Sammy, any chance I could borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow?

Sam

Sure, that's what best friends are for, Clover.

Alex

What about me?

Clover

Don't be crazy, Alex. We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time.

Alex

Corey, I have a confession! I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave!

[shouting] OK! Hold on, Alex!

Alex

[off-screen] Sammy! Clover! Help!

Sam

You'd think she'd be over kings by now.

Alex

Who knows, Sammy? They say third time's a charm.

Alex

Sammy, stop! Sammy!

Clover

Simon says stop, Sam!

Clover

Sammy, tell me again why we're going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs!

Alex

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

Sam

Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.

Clover

Especially not a boy.

Alex

From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Alex

[as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.

Sam

Alex, that's it!

Alex

What's it? Melting my face?

Alex

She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin.

Sam

Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel.

Alex

Oh.

Sam

She's putting her sweat into the cologne.

Alex

So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?

Clover

That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Sam

Hey, Alex, you know when I said Jackson John was a little bit kooky? You know, that was no reflection on you, right? Because best friends can have differences of opinion on stuff like that!

Alex

Sure, Sammy.

Clover

Hey, Alex! You know I wasn't suggesting you were out of touch when I said Jackson John was for old people, right? I mean, just because were best friends doesn't mean we have to agree all the time.

Alex

Okay, Clover.

Alex

Uh-oh! Clover, Sammy, I just found some trouble.

Sam

Hang on, Alex, we're on our way.

Sam

Right, and I could work the neck better if I was wearing anti-grav boots, but that would be cheating.

Clover

[to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?

Sam

I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.

Clover

Hey, this has been chewed up.

Sam

Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.

Clover

You mean this thing?

Sam

Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!

Alex

Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?

Sam

Alright, Alex, what's going on?

Clover

Chewed up chair legs.

Sam

Slobbered up pillow.

Alex

Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?

Sam

[in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!

Alex

OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.

Sam

You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.

Alex

[looking at Sparky] Mmm... [holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Clover

Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.

Sam

This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.

Clover

[putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!

Sam

We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.

Alex

I guess you're right.

Clover

Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!

Sam

Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?

Alex

Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.