Sam quotes from Totally Spies!

Sam

You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?

Sam

[to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!

Sam

[after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.

Clover

So, Sammy, any chance I could borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow?

Sam

Sure, that's what best friends are for, Clover.

Alex

What about me?

Clover

Don't be crazy, Alex. We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time.

Sam

You'd think she'd be over kings by now.

Alex

Who knows, Sammy? They say third time's a charm.

Clover

[teary-eyed] Oh, Sammy! I'm so sorry I called you a thief and a traitor!

Sam

No, no! I'm the one who should be sorry! I never should have accepted the role of Cosette!

Sam

Time to go to Plan B!

Clover

Do we even HAVE a Plan B?

Sam

I was thinking one of us should pose as Tassara while the other two pose as servants and thwart any kidnapping attempts. What do you think, Clover?

Clover

I think it's a great idea, Sammy. And of course, I'll play the role of the Queen. Now that I get to be a REAL queen, a fake real one at least. I could care less about being a dumb high school homecoming queen. Ah, I wonder what my first queenly duty should be.

Sam

Please do not tell me you're serious.

Clover

Of course I'm serious, Sammy! I LOVE cheerleading!

Sam

Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.

Clover

Especially not a boy.

Alex

From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.

Clover

OK. A man of few words.

Sam

Too few.

Alex

[as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.

Sam

Alex, that's it!

Alex

What's it? Melting my face?

Alex

She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin.

Sam

Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel.

Alex

Oh.

Sam

She's putting her sweat into the cologne.

Alex

So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?

Clover

That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Sam

We've got a villain to catch.

Clover

Yeah, and we also have one to save.