Ah. Hello, ladies. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important.
Come on, Jer. It's never bothered you before.
True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's polite to ask once in a while.
[Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]
Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again?
[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.
[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?
[Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]
[to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.
[holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.
Ugh! Gross!
[Alex turns Oinky to Clover]
Egh! Stop!
Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.
Ah, uh, I don't know, Alex. I don't think Oinky would like our place. You know, not enough mud.
[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!
[Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]
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