Clover quotes from Totally Spies!

Good luck, super-spies.

[Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]

Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he should be okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.

[confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.

Clover

Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.

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Clover

[To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.

AArnold

Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?

Clover

Cool? Not.

AArnold

Well, why not? I've got the outfit!

Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!

Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.

AArnold

[putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.

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[Fade-in on the Beverly Hills Park - 6:35 A.M. Jerry is walking Sparky]

[to Sparky, near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Oh, [giggling, cuddling Sparky] who is a good wittle doggy, eh? [Suddenly, Sparky sees Geraldine Husk behind Jerry, growling at her. Jerry turns and sees her] No! [He takes Sparky and runs, carrying him while Geraldine Husk chases them across the park]

GGeraldine

[chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too! [She corners them at the fountain. She aims her laser at them, laughing evilly. Suddenly, Sam gets in the way] What? I thought you were-

Clover

You thought wrong. [The girls fly and dodge the laser while Jerry and Sparky hide behind the side of the fountain] How are we gonna stop that thing?

I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!

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[Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]

Clover

Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to see one of the flyers.

I think Jerry is taking this way hard. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.

Clover

Be strong, Alex.

[Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]

BBrad

Hero! How are you doing, boy?

[Alex gives Hero back to him]

[to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero? [She giggles, falling in love with him]

BBrad

Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-

How about right now?

[Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]

Clover

Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!

Way ahead of you.

[Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]

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[Notices rust on her bracelet] Hey, check it out! My bracelet is rusting.

Clover

[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Ugh! Low rent much. We are so getting a refund on these.

[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Totally.

[Gets an idea] Aha! The salt water must be causing the clasp to corrode. Quick, girls. Put your bracelets back underwater.

[The girls puts their arms back underwater. First, Sam's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Second, Clover's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Finally, Alex's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. All three girls gasp in surprise as their memories return.]

[Astonished] No way.

Clover

[Astonished] He's right.

[Astonished] We are spies.

[Happily] Welcome back, ladies.

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Clover

[as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.

[the girls get trapped in a net]

Clover

And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.

I think they just call that seafood.

Clover

Whatever.

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[The girls are driving down a street in their jeep, following the signal of The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, they hear meowing from the side of a house. They gasp]

[as they park the jeep outside the house] There's another attack in progress. Come on. [she and the girls run over to the side of the house. Suddenly, they're surprised] [in unison with Clover and Alex] Hmm?

[The camera trucks-out to reveal an orange tabby kitten crying, meowing in pain]

[giggles] Yeah. Attack of the lonely kitty.

Clover

Guess it was just a false alarm.

[The kitten is still meowing in pain]

Actually, I think we are in the right place. [she walks over to the kitten]

Clover

How do you know?

[She picks up the kitten as it still meows in pain]

Even though we may not be able to hear The Silent Siren, this cat sure can. [turning to the viewer] He's got great hearing.

[to the kitten, gasping, as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]

Clover

Now that crisis is over, it's time for a little b&e. Let's see what The Glass Gas can do for us. [she sprays The Glass Gas on the bars of the basement window. Suddenly, the bars dissolve]

[in unison with Sam, holding the kitten] Coolio!

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Clover

So, when he said we had bigger things to worry about here, do you think that was more blathering?

[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten]

No such luck. It looks like we're about to be pressed into a spy patty.

[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten and Sam and Clover tightly]

[turning to the viewer] Great. What do we do now?

[Suddenly, Clover sees The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She gets an idea]

Clover

Turn The Tracking Device back on.

What good will that do? It isn't attached to the baddie anymore.

Clover

It will give our little friend here just enough motivation to claw us to freedom.

[worried about the kitten] Oh, I don't know, Clover. [looking down at the kitten] That sounds kind of mean.

Don't worry, Alex. It won't hurt the cat. Just annoy him a little.

Clover

And, besides, it will only last a few seconds.

Okay, but hurry up before I change my mind.

[Sam struggles to turn on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She turns on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, the kitten hears The Silent Siren Tracking Device. He meows in pain, yowling, upset, bouncing all over the place, carrying Alex along. He rips out of the purple ribbons, freeing both himself and Alex, who falls to the floor, dizzy]

Clover

Yeah!

It worked!

[The kitten yowls angrily at the Silent Siren Tracking Device, and bites it in half]

[to the kitten, gasping, crawling up to him] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]

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[Mali-U Beach- 7:46 P.M. Sigmund Smith is arrested]

Congratulations on yet another successful mission, ladies.

Clover

No probs. You know, except for the part where I got sand under my fingernails and egg in my hair.

So, uh, what are we gonna do about our fellow coeds, Jer? They kind of saw us in spy-tastic action.

As always, W.O.O.H.P. will remedy the situation.

[gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.

Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

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Ah. Hello, ladies. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important.

Clover

Come on, Jer. It's never bothered you before.

True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's polite to ask once in a while.

[Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]

Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again?

[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.

[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!

[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.

[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?

[Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]

[to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.

[holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.

Ugh! Gross!

[Alex turns Oinky to Clover]

Clover

Egh! Stop!

Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.

Ah, uh, I don't know, Alex. I don't think Oinky would like our place. You know, not enough mud.

[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!

[Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]

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[The girls are now back on campus, walking]

Clover

Ah. Phew. Fighting that metal menace was a workout. Luckily, I have a free period next so I can relax at the pent house.

[Suddenly, Oinky oinks offscreen, running up to Alex. Alex picks him up]

Aw, look at him. What a loyal, little oinker he is, aren't you, Oinky? [she oinks] Aw. [she hugs him, causing him to squeal excitedly] Oh, I have to take a picture of this. Mr. Oinky visits campus.

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[to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oh, really? That's incredible.

Clover

[to Alex] What did he say?

[to Clover] I have no idea.

[Clover faints, sighing, while Alex pets Oinky]