Clover quotes from Totally Spies!

Clover

Sammy, tell me again why we're going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs!

Alex

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

Sam

Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.

Clover

Especially not a boy.

Alex

From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Clover

Finally, an evil villain who isn't bitter about being dissed or something.

Jerry

It says here that the Lady Dragon left the video game industry several years ago because they refused to make some of her more eccentric games.

Clover

Figures.

Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.

Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?

Clover

While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?

Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.

Clover

OK. A man of few words.

Sam

Too few.

Sam

She's putting her sweat into the cologne.

Alex

So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?

Clover

That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Jerry

[after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".

Clover

Not funny much.

Sam

We've got a villain to catch.

Clover

Yeah, and we also have one to save.

Clover

You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!

Sam

Let me guess. He only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

Clover

Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time, Sam. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.

Sam

You have a handbag closet?

Clover

I told you, I have tons of free time.

Sam

Hey, Alex, you know when I said Jackson John was a little bit kooky? You know, that was no reflection on you, right? Because best friends can have differences of opinion on stuff like that!

Alex

Sure, Sammy.

Clover

Hey, Alex! You know I wasn't suggesting you were out of touch when I said Jackson John was for old people, right? I mean, just because were best friends doesn't mean we have to agree all the time.

Alex

Okay, Clover.

Sam

Right, and I could work the neck better if I was wearing anti-grav boots, but that would be cheating.

Clover

[to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?

Sam

I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.

Clover

Hey, this has been chewed up.

Sam

Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.

Clover

You mean this thing?

Sam

Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!

Alex

Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?

Sam

Alright, Alex, what's going on?

Clover

Chewed up chair legs.

Sam

Slobbered up pillow.

Alex

Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?

Sam

[in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!

Alex

OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.

Sam

You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.

Alex

[looking at Sparky] Mmm... [holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Clover

Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.

Sam

This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.

Clover

[putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!

Sam

We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.

Alex

I guess you're right.

Clover

Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!

Sam

Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?

Alex

Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.

Clover

Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!

Sam

Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes, Clover?

Clover

Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?

Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?

Clover

Take a wild guess, Arnold.

[slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.

Alex

[acting innocent, wiping her lips] Mmm. Delish.

Clover

[to Alex, suspiciously] You must have been really hungry to eat your lunch so fast, Alex.

Sam

[to Alex, suspiciously] And your plate.

Don't worry, I'll save you.

Not!

Get away from me! You are useless!

Aww... I am useless.

Sam

Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.

Clover

Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.

I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...

Sam

[offscreen, in unison with Clover] Alex!

Clover

What are you doing? I thought you were gonna leave Sparky at the house.

Alex

I know, but I was leaving, and he looked so- [as the table suddenly turns upside down] sad!

Jerry

[pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?

Alex

[offscreen] It's Sparky.