We've been monitoring Parker for ages, nothing to be scared of, is there?
[uncomfortable pause] Unlike, say... Tintin?
Okay, I never liked Tintin. [everyone smirks] What? He's weird! He's got a funny face. And his hair is just... it's horrible.
I always loved Tintin.
Yeah, well you would. And he never had a girlfriend, did he? Just the dog, so I reckon he was actually shagging the dog. [gives a grin. Ianto looks at him in disgust]
Okay, meanwhile, back at Torchwood...
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