Jeremy, James and others in “January 30th, 2011”

We know Saabs are driven by architects, yes? We know Audis are driven by people who play golf. We know Land Rover Discoveries are driven by murderers.

Ah, now...

What?

I'm going to have to pull you up on that, as I think you'll find murderers drive a Renault Espace.

Well, Kenneth Noye was a murderer, he had a Land Rover Discovery.

So he may have done, but Harold Shipman drove a Renault Espace, Fred West drove a Renault Espace, Peter Sutcliffe drove a Renault 16.

That's only because the Espace hadn't been invented.

Exactly.

This is a Top Gear top tip. If you're a policeman and there's been a murder in your area, simply arrest anyone who has a practical Renault. [laughter]