James and Jeremy in “January 30th, 2011”

You know what, when you were driving with the traction control off, it looked pretty much undriveable.

It was. The thing is, though, after I made that film, I went to Italy with it. I drove it in the dry, and it was a lot better, but, all the time, you can sense it's plotting on new and exciting ways of killing you. You know Cato?

What, from the Pink Panther?

Yeah.

That's my favourite comic character, pretty much.

It's like that. You go around the corner. You think "Yes, I've got this, I'm holding this well." And suddenly, it goes into a massive tail slide.

Not now, Cato.

It is. You go back to a hotel room at night thinking, "Is it in the mini bar? Is it on top of the wardrobe?" You know it's going to leap out and attack you at any moment.