[On the Mini Countryman]
Jeremy
It's just stupid. It's the stupidest car I've ever seen. And it gave me crabs.
Richard
What?
James
Crabs?
Jeremy
I meant cramp. Why did I say crabs? How can a car give you crabs?
Richard
I don't know! Tell us!
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