[comes out of the hospital with a bandage on his head and stops in his tracks] What are you two wearing?
[Richard and Jeremy stand in front of James wearing burkas and sunglasses]
“Top Gear: Nativity Special (December 26th, 2010)” · Season 16
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (14), James May (14), Richard Hammond (7)
[voiceover] The Fiat's tyre had changed its mind about having air in it.
BUGGER!
[when their 'Sneak across Syria' plan has failed with them driving to their hotel disguised in Burkas where they see a "Welcome Top Gear" banner at the entrance]
I've appeared on TV in drag for nothing!
I've finally found a present for Jeremy. Oil of Tact.
I'm now driving my car of many colours, and many cylinders, into Jordan. A country famous for not having Bethlehem in it.
There is a place reserved in Hell for the man who put that gearbox in that car. And it's the ratios - it's a case of many are called, but few are chosen. And many who are first shall be fourth and many who are third will actually kick-down into second.
[after seeing that part of his car's rear body had fallen off] My arse! I've lost an entire buttock!
[on a stop by the Sea of Galilee]
[removing the bandage from James' head] You are healed. I have healed you.
Cock! You took the bandage off!
[in the stable at the end of the show] Come, let us see this child that has been born unto us.
Yes, let's.
Yes...
[Hammond moves aside the blanket and gasps. O Fortuna plays as the camera reveals the Baby Stig]
... Well, I wasn't expecting that.
...And on that bombshell...!
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