[announcing an event, with the text on the sign behind him truncated]
I declare the "Top Gear Suzuki Swift Car/Ice Hockey Cha" open!"
“Top Gear Winter Olympics (February 12th, 2006)”
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (15), James May (10), Richard Hammond (7)
Ok! The blue team captained by Captain Slow, that's primetime television. The red team captained by Richard Phillip Schofield Hammond, that's daytime television.
[Jeremy howls]
He's great isn't he? Give him a megaphone, he's happy!
PPlayer
Do you have any vacuum cleaner?
A vacuum cleaner?
PPlayer
Yes, clean the seats.
Does Top Gear have a vacuum cleaner?! No!
You've just let me down.
Rubbish. I've scored two brilliant goals whilst you've been chatting up some Norwegian woman and standing in the bar.
PPlayer
That was my wife.
It was his wife.
Yes, it was your wife.
[While playing a game of ice hockey]
Hammond, in the sin bin!
I can't believe I got sin binned, for what?
Go on ITV, and you get sin binned. It's that simple.
[voiceover] With me shackled, Prime Time bought the scores to 5-4.
[scoring a goal] Yeah!
Oh, come on, ref!
Hammond, you may rejoin...
[Hammond drives a few feet forward]
...and that's the end of the game, everybody!
Some time the next afternoon, it was morning.
[on rocketing a Mini down a ski slope]
This has never been done before.
No. We are, in fact, at the cutting edge of cocking about!
No one has ever done it before because they probably would be killed to death.
[At the end of the car vs. man in Arctic conditions film]
So, if you want to drive to the North Pole, buy a Hammond.
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