[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight, we get very cold and wet. I re-enact the Battle of Britain.
AJAlex James
Oh, nuts.
And there's a Blur in our reasonably-priced car.
“March 4th, 2012” · Season 18, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), Richard Hammond (2), James May (2)
[While waiting for Richard in his Morgan Threewheeler to pass by]
Come on, my little three-wheeled friend.
Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen.
Here he comes
Doff your hats. Roll out the barrel.
JJJeremy & James
[dancing and singing Any old iron] Any old iron, any old iron, any, any, any old iron...
I am going to give it the full Stirling Moss. Ya-a-ah!
Did you see him clinging on with his elbow? You could see the sinews in his arm.
The sound is from the 1930s. Did the picture go black and white as he went past?
I'm not having you judging.
What?
You can't play a game of Monopoly without cheating.
No, you can't. He did cheat at Monopoly.
I played these two at a game of Monopoly and he [points at James] cheated!
We played for four hours and you cheated!
I did not cheat!
You ruined the game! You made it - you robbed the bank!
There was a... [laughter] There was a bank robbery. But you don't get those in Monopoly and I thought it would make it more authentic if the bank was robbed.
What?
You stole it!
I've played the role -
So you're a cheat, a liar and a burglar!
[On The Stig]
Some say that he stores all his shoes and his cassette tapes on the motorway central reservation. And that since he can easily stay quiet for two hours, he's wondering why he didn't win an Oscar. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
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