I'm not having you judging.
What?
You can't play a game of Monopoly without cheating.
No, you can't. He did cheat at Monopoly.
I played these two at a game of Monopoly and he [points at James] cheated!
We played for four hours and you cheated!
I did not cheat!
You ruined the game! You made it - you robbed the bank!
There was a... [laughter] There was a bank robbery. But you don't get those in Monopoly and I thought it would make it more authentic if the bank was robbed.
What?
You stole it!
I've played the role -
So you're a cheat, a liar and a burglar!
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