Oh this, I'm gonna get grief for this now. This is not good.
[German accent] Cooler, eight weeks.
“July 27th, 2008” · Season 11, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (12), James May (12), Richard Hammond (8)
It's a two lap race of the Zolder circuit and it's between a Porsche 911 - the racing Porsche 911 - which will be driven by professional racing driver Tim Schrick. And he will be against an Aston Martin DBRS9, which will be driven by James May.
[quietly] Do we have to use James?
Well, no, you did the Bowler thing, I did the Mini thing, it's his turn.
But he's gonna lose... badly.
[Upon seeing the Stig was leading at the final corner]
Stiii- [realizing] Jaaames!
[Mocking the speculation on the Stig, after passing him off as James May]
Some say you saved our bacon.
Others say I was bound and gagged in the locker room.
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