Top Gear · Season 11, Episode 1
“June 22nd, 2008” · Season 11, Episode 1
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (25), James May (14), Richard Hammond (12)
I'm gonna try something the Americans call pitting. If I put my car along his rear wheel and push his back end out, he counter-steers, I then brake... and of course, it shoots the other way.
[The Stig pulls smoothly away from Jeremy]
[voiceover] Unfortunately, none of what I just said happened.
[On Jeremy's attempt to disable Stig's car]
I presume at some point there's gonna be a simply hideous accident.
Yep.
[Upon Jeremy's car losing a wheel in said attempt]
I think it could be time to admit failure.
[To Jeremy] You failed to apprehend the miscreant.
We are rubbish at this, aren't we?
Looks slow, is faster. I'll put that on my gravestone.
How's this going to look when you pull up outside someone's house to tell them that... their husband's just been killed in an industrial accident?
[laughing] Didilidi! Didilidi! Dididididididi!
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