How hard can it be to build a kit car?
Well, as it turns out: very! Because all you did all the way was shout at Jeremy.
And all I wanted to do was stick a screwdriver in the side of his head!
“July 23rd, 2006” · Season 8, Episode 7
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (17), James May (8), Richard Hammond (7)
After we'd finished, the people at Caterham put a plaque on our car, can you see that? [We see a plaque reading "Built by Top Gear"] Which has rendered this car absolutely worthless.
Jiggle it.
I'm jiggling like a bugger.
[While racing the Peugeot 207 against the parkour boys]
I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers.
[During the news]
I had a family outing this week, in my Ford GT! Took my son to the Fairford Air Show in Gloucestershire.
And?
It's still there. [laughter] Rev limiter decided that it didn't want to let the engine rev beyond six hundred rpm. Which isn't much.
[to the camera while James looks through the tool cabinet] All he's done, all morning.. he files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it's supposed to be. James!
What?
Stop filing!
[losing patience] I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out. Do you know where it is? Do you know where it is?
No! No!
Do you know what it looks like?
Yes!
No, you don't!
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