Odious little man. [After losing ANOTHER game of car football to Hammond]
“June 4th, 2006” · Season 8, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (14), Richard Hammond (6), James May (5)
[After receiving a text, ostensibly a reply from Kristin Scott Thomas]
It says, "You know about the restraining order, that includes texts. I've called the poo lice!" [He looks nervous]
[on the dashboard of the Volkswagen Fox]
It must take more work to make something look, this boring! And the plastic [taps dashboard], well you know that stuff holds your chocolates in place in a box of Milk Tray? [gestures to dashboard] Yeah.
I don't know if I've mentioned this but the parcel shelf in this, is made out of pineapples. Don't know if that'll help.
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