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Top Gear · Season 4, Episode 3

“May 23rd, 2004” quotes from Top Gear

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“May 23rd, 2004” · Season 4, Episode 3

In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (14), Richard Hammond (8), James May (5)

[revealing how much he paid for his Volvo]

ONE POUND! One pound! Yes! The Volvo! Losers! Losers!

JJJeremy and James

[upon Richards arrival] HE'S BOUGHT A ROVER!!!

[reading] "Each of you must drive your car into a wall at 30 mph. You lose 10 points if you're killed, 5 points for each broken bone, and 1 point for each blood injury."

Right. That sounds-...

I'm feeling quite relaxed, actually.

With your Volvo.

With my Volvo.

By contrast, with my Rover made entirely of rust, I'm feeling a bit scared. [to May, who is looking unhappy] James, are you all right?

Have a crash? On purpose?

[voiceover] Then it was my turn, and I had a problem. The speedo wasn't working, so I had to guess how fast thirty was, and I got it a bit wrong.

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