[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, I point at some fields. Richard minces round a corner. And James describes his ideal night in.
[in a bus] Vomit and sputum, and other bodily secretions.
“August 4th, 2013” · Season 20, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), Richard Hammond (2), James May (1)
[While driving the Range Rover Sport through muddy waters]
I feel like I'm driving a luxury hotel room through a swamp.
[Comparing the larger Range Rover with the smaller Range Rover Sport]
This is bigger, and bigger, as we know, is always better than smaller.
Well, not always, not in … Not in bruises, it's not.
Not bruises, no. Premium Bond wins.
Heart attacks.
Erm … Fireworks.
Unexpected bills.
Ladies, can you think of anything which is better when it's bigger than smaller? [laughter]
[On Mark Webber's departure from Formula 1]
So are you going to miss your teammate?
MWMark Webber
Am I going to miss Seb? Probably not a huge amount, no. In a competitive environment, there's always going to be a bit of needle. There's a lot of history between us two, obviously, that's gone before.
Did it start in Malaysia when he suddenly lost the ability to steer? It was basically "Don't overtake Mark", and then he heard everything apart from the "don't". I mean, you're an Aussie. Have you never felt tempted to … [showing his fist] "This is for Gallipoli, blam!"
MWMark Webber
A lot of people are saying yes. I'm a bit concerned. My dad always says, "You shouldn't hit boys, mate", so … [laughter]
Huh Huh huh... very funny.
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