[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, I play tennis. Richard points at a minibus. And James shakes hands with two men.
“July 7th, 2013” · Season 20, Episode 2
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (5), Richard Hammond (2)
[On The Stig]
Some say that he breaks into people's houses at night and leaves two mysterious extra keys in a kitchen drawer. And that as a result of buying Pirelli condoms this week, he now has 17 children.
[During The News, Jeremy announces that he has been cycling]
I don't believe you, and I think this has become a new mystery. It's like a yeti. So if maybe somebody's seen him, if you have seen Jeremy on his bicycle, write to us, please, at "Help, I've Burst From Laughing, Top Gear, Wood Lane, wherever". I don't believe you.
I'm going to ride down here — No, I'm not going to ride down here next week. That's idiotic. I barely ride to the paper shop.
I'm thinking that would be an epic test. (James) in that Ferrari, (Jeremy) in the McLaren, me in that Zonda.
Anybody want to see that?
AAudience
Yeah!
So do I. I want to do that.
Let's see if we can put that together.
Yeah, I want to do that.
[While test driving the Ferrari F12berlinetta]
Mmm! We have everything we need. Huge scenery, swooping road, no traffic. The Holy Trinity for anyone whose communion wine comes with an octane rating.
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