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Top Gear · Season 20, Episode 3

“July 14th, 2013” quotes from Top Gear

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“July 14th, 2013” · Season 20, Episode 3

In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (2), James May (2), Richard Hammond (1)

[During the opening sequence]

Tonight, a dog looks over a wall. We drive some chairs. And The Stig does a skid in a supercharged Jag.

[During the Budget Convertibles Across Spain Challenge]

[in the McLaren MP4-12C Spider] So, Spain. Six million unemployed and they have a smaller population than we do. Two million households have no income at all. 57 percent youth unemployment.

[voice over] Right now, though, James was dealing with rather more serious issues.

[in the Audi R8 V10 Spyder] The cabin is too blustery. I've got both the windows up and I have the windshield thing at the back up, but my hair still whips me in the eyeballs. I know some of you are going, "Why don't you get your hair cut, then?" Lots of people have lots of hair.

[After eating Jeremy's cooking]

£70,000 will buy a cook.

Would it interfere with this debate if I was suddenly and violently sick?

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