[During The News, Jeremy announces that he has been cycling]
I don't believe you, and I think this has become a new mystery. It's like a yeti. So if maybe somebody's seen him, if you have seen Jeremy on his bicycle, write to us, please, at "Help, I've Burst From Laughing, Top Gear, Wood Lane, wherever". I don't believe you.
I'm going to ride down here — No, I'm not going to ride down here next week. That's idiotic. I barely ride to the paper shop.
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