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Top Cat · Season 1, Episode 2

Top Cat, Brain and others in “The Maharajah of Pookajee”

Top Cat

Step right up, folks. This is it, the big time in the big top where for a slight fee you'll see right before your very eyes the most daring, unbelievable high trapeze act ever attempted. I call your attention to stage right for the start of this death-defying act.

Brain

Uh, nobody said anything about defying no death to me.

Top Cat

This brave performer will swing across the street, catch his partner and swing back, all without a net.

Choo Choo

Now he tells me.

Top Cat

Okay, maestro, if you please.

Benny

Right. [plays drumroll]

Officer Dibble

Hey, what's that crowd doing in the alley? Top Cat must be up to something.

Brain

The least T.C. could have done was let us rehearse this once.

Officer Dibble

500 alleys in New York, and I gotta have one with a nut in it. [Brain catches him] What in the.

Top Cat

Officer Dibble! Excuse me, folks. I gotta go water the elephants.

Choo Choo

I'm ready, Brain! [sees Brain holding Officer Dibble] Officer Dibble, what are you doing here? Everybody wants to get in the act.

Officer Dibble

Brain, I'm warning you. Put me down or I'll run you in.

Brain

Uh, Okay. [drops Office Dibble as he lands on the trash can]

Man

It wasn't much, but he sure is game.

Officer Dibble

That did it. Now I'm really sore. Old Dibble is on the warpath. And when I find that Top Cat, the feathers are gonna fly!

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