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Top Cat · Season 1, Episode 2

“The Maharajah of Pookajee” quotes from Top Cat

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“The Maharajah of Pookajee” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Top Cat (4), Benny the Ball (3), Choo-Choo (1), Officer Dibble (1), Brain (1)

Step right up, folks. This is it, the big time in the big top where for a slight fee you'll see right before your very eyes the most daring, unbelievable high trapeze act ever attempted. I call your attention to stage right for the start of this death-defying act.

Uh, nobody said anything about defying no death to me.

This brave performer will swing across the street, catch his partner and swing back, all without a net.

Now he tells me.

Okay, maestro, if you please.

Right. [plays drumroll]

Hey, what's that crowd doing in the alley? Top Cat must be up to something.

The least T.C. could have done was let us rehearse this once.

500 alleys in New York, and I gotta have one with a nut in it. [Brain catches him] What in the.

Officer Dibble! Excuse me, folks. I gotta go water the elephants.

I'm ready, Brain! [sees Brain holding Officer Dibble] Officer Dibble, what are you doing here? Everybody wants to get in the act.

Brain, I'm warning you. Put me down or I'll run you in.

Uh, Okay. [drops Office Dibble as he lands on the trash can]

MMan

It wasn't much, but he sure is game.

That did it. Now I'm really sore. Old Dibble is on the warpath. And when I find that Top Cat, the feathers are gonna fly!

Wrap a towel around your head, Benny.

Is it alright to wear Turkish towel if I'm an Indian?

Sure, Dibble won't know the difference. The closest he's ever come to royalty was once when he had a pair of kings playing poker. [laughs]

Oh this is ridiculous. What am I doing? Sending children to do a man's job. Here, Benny, hold my hat.

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