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S2 E5

Titus · Season 2, Episode 5

Juanita, Titus and others in “Locking Up Mom”

[The hospital doctors want to begin Juanita's hearing without Ken.]

JJuanita

He's probably stuck in traffic.

TTitus

[accusingly] Or in a mason jar.

Or something you put jam in!

[Titus stares at Dave.]

TTitus

Like a mason jar.

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