Normal families had a junk drawer. Dad and I had an evidence locker. During show and tell, I always went last 'cuz nobody could follow me.
(flashback to Christopher standing in front of the classroom, playing one of Juanita's threatening voice messages from an answering machine as the teacher and a girl sitting in front cry their eyes out)
Juanita (from the answering machine): YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THAT HOUSE IN A BODY BAG!
(the teacher sobs harder as Pre-Teen Christopher stops the recording)
My daddy calls it, "People's Exhibit A." (walks back to his desk, but stops by a boy's desk with a cage on it. To the boy): Let's see your crappy gerbil top that.
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