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Titus · Season 3, Episode 5

“Grad School” quotes from Titus

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“Grad School” · Season 3, Episode 5

In this episode: Titus (2), Erin Fitzpatrick (1)

Being a superhero is hard work. You have to wear those rubber tights in the summer when it's hot. Ehh. You have to hide who you really are by pretending you're the caring, supportive boyfriend. You have to make sure that no one discovers the true identity of... Your-Dream-Is-Stupid Man!

Erin never does things halfway. You should see her eat ribs. She's like a dingo with a baby.

Is the father around?

Jill (sarcastically): Yeah. Yeah, he's married to my mom. Next question

Erin (not getting it): But someone who's married to your mom would be -- (it finally sinks in): Oh, my God!

Jill (on the verge of tears): Yeah, the world is an ugly place!

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