[sits on a soft chair and bounces up and down] Oh, you have soft toilet!
That's a chair.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I just got a call from the dean of Aqua Loo. Did you launch their school into a giant pie?
Yeah. We won the Prank War.
But Prank War is next month.
What?! That can't be right!
LLLing Lobster
What about these flyers saying it's this month?
Now, if the Dean of Acme Loo and the Dean of Aqua Lou both know when Prank Week starts, why would someone need to announce it?
So, these flyers are a… PRANK?!?!
But then who made them?! [Scene goes to a room, revealing that Dizzy is the one who made the fake flyers]
Dizzy prank everyone! Oh, got them so good! Not even my birthday!
He's still wearing the shoes!
[Buster is crying because he's sad that Hamton is leaving for medical school]
[crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky!
He's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized.
[Buster bawls hysterically]
[comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically.
It's not fair! Why doesn't Acme have a medical school!?
Oh, talk to Professor Coyote! He might know!
[face lights up] Great idea! [gets emotional again] After I do a little more crying! [cries]
So, Acme doesn't have a medical school because so few toons need medical attention. [Wile E. Coyote nods his head at Buster] I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Professor. [walks away sadly]
LBLola Bunny
I had some leftover ingredients. So, I just threw together this triple-whipped Dulce de leche with balsamic strawberries.
FFurrball
You wish you could be as hardcore as me.
Lucky for you, I'm an expert at Jack-Kour.
You like Jack-Kour, too?! Time to be hard on myself!
Hey, Professor Coyote. I wonder, you don't like boy bands, do you?
[Wile E. Coyote shakes his head and holds up a sign that says "Absolutely not!"]
Great job up there, kids!
(stutters) That’s all folks!
Dizzy drop out. [throws his costume in a trash can] Dizzy realize this non-union production.
[stuttering and sweating nervously while practicing his lines] F-f-first day on this g-g-glorious campus. Oh no! T-that's not right! [starts crying]
Aw, yeah! That big city air! I love the smell of hot garbage in the morning!
Do you hear that? It's the pulse of the city. And it's going… Plucky. Plucky. Plucky.
Say, cheese!
Great shot.
This is the first time Babs and I have been to the big city!
I can't wait to capture everything! Smile!
Ooh! My turn! Get my good side. I mean, they're all technically my good side. Better find some light that does my classic good looks just it. There it is.
We better hustle up. I don't want to miss one minute of the Bugs Bunny retrospecter! SOLD OUT?!?!?!
The best to Acme Loo won't be back in four more hours and our plans just got ruined! Okay. I can handle this.
Never would have happened if I was in charge. Oh. That's a fantastic name for my one duck show.
We're not wasting a beautiful day in the city! Let the Street-Bird show you around.
Are you sure it's safe?
"Is it safe"? Absolutely.
CPConstruction Pigeon
Tweet-Tweet, Beautiful!
[angrily glares at the Construction Pigeon] SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU FLYING GARBAGE!!!
CPConstruction Pigeon
Hey, hey! Easy, easy! Was just saying a friendly hello!
Aw, yeah?! You say "hello" to your mother with that mouth?!
CPConstruction Pigeon
Yeah...
Heh. [snaps her fingers] See? I know how to handle the city. Just gotta look out for the creeps.
PPPickle Pete
Sweetie! Where ya been?!
Hey! Hiya, Pete! I went to college!
PPPickle Pete
Check out the big girkin on campus over here!
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