Buster Bunny quotes from Tiny Toons Looniversity

Buster Bunny

These pictures of Montana Max are all fake! It's the same face on all of them! He lied about being a student to buy the Loo Bru!

Buster Bunny

So, Acme doesn't have a medical school because so few toons need medical attention. [Wile E. Coyote nods his head at Buster] I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Professor. [walks away sadly]

Buster Bunny

Hey, Professor Coyote. I wonder, you don't like boy bands, do you?

Buster Bunny

How could we not see it?!

I don't know how to be funny! [he starts bawling his eyes out, much to the students' surprise, and his gushers of tears flood the whole auditorium. Once the pool of tears drain out, Hamton finally stops crying and calms down, wiping his eyes]

Bugs Bunny

[clapping] Bravo, bravo! This is how you do it! Reach into the depths of your deepest fears to find the best gag!

Sweetie Bird

Tens, tens, tens across the board!

Buster Bunny

Nice going, buddy!

[singing] Twins as close as can be. Babs and Buster Bunny.

The duck whose star shines so bright. I won’t let Buster steal my spotlight.

Sweetie Bird

I'm full of anger and glee.

And sweet as pie, you can see.

And in all my years as the Dean, this is the weirdest class I’ve ever seen.

Please let us explain, Toons!

Babs Bunny

Watch when I pull this lever....

Anvils fall from the sky!

Why!

Our jokes are so very clever, capulting us while we fly!

Tongue-tied!

Stretchy arms and legs are fantastic!

Our eyes pop out of our face!

Face!

My emotions turn quite drastic when I get hit with a safe! Ouch!

We’re looney, we’re tiny, we’re looney, we're tiny toons!

Buster Bunny

This is a new era of...."Pluster"!

A friendship name!? [smiling] And you put my name first!?

Peanut Brittle? My favorite!

Buster Bunny

No! Don't!

Bugs Bunny

Oh, hey, Doc. How's t'e mentorship goin'?

Buster Bunny

Merlin seems… Nice… But I think we might be a bad fit.

Bugs Bunny

Is t'at so?

Buster Bunny

I'm here at Acme Lou to learn from the best. Like you! Bugs?

Bugs Bunny

Kid, look, I don't mentor. Between Wabbit Season and Ski Season, I am booked! Maybe you should give Moilin a chance. He's been your mentor for, what, five minutes?

Buster Bunny

You're right. I guess I was kinda disappointed. But everyone has lessons to teach. I'll apologize to Merlin. Let me go find him.

Bugs Bunny

[in Merlin's voice] Why? He's already here. [casts a magic spell on himself revealing to be Merlin the Magic Mouse as Buster noticed the magic trick in awe]

Buster Bunny

WHAT?! MERLIN?! [Merlin winks as Buster gets close to Merlin in excitement] How did you do that?!

Time to teach you some real magic.

Sweetie Bird

There's a cure for that. We! Don't! LOSE!

YEAH, BRO!

Sweetie Bird

Sorry. I should warn you. I've been doing a lotta chest press!

Buster Bunny

Like I said, "Great Tooneybacker".

Buster, I don't want you to do nothing, cause you're benched.

Buster Bunny

BENCHED!?

Buster Bunny

When will we know we've met a nemisis?

Bugs Bunny

You'll feel a chill down your spine! Also, they're jerks.

Buster Bunny

I can't wait til I have a nemisis!

Sweetie Bird

Isn't Plucky your nemisis?

Uh, we're frienemies.

Buster Bunny

It's the same as enemies, but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable!

I just got a call from the dean of Aqua Loo. Did you launch their school into a giant pie?

Buster Bunny

Yeah. We won the Prank War.

But Prank War is next month.

Babs Bunny

What?! That can't be right!

What about these flyers saying it's this month?

Now, if the Dean of Acme Loo and the Dean of Aqua Lou both know when Prank Week starts, why would someone need to announce it?

Buster Bunny

So, these flyers are a… PRANK?!?!

But then who made them?! [Scene goes to a room, revealing that Dizzy is the one who made the fake flyers]

Dizzy Devil

Dizzy prank everyone! Oh, got them so good! Not even my birthday!

Buster Bunny

[crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky!

Sweetie Bird

He's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized.

Babs Bunny

[comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically.

Buster Bunny

It's not fair! Why doesn't Acme have a medical school!?

Sweetie Bird

Oh, talk to Professor Coyote! He might know!

Buster Bunny

[face lights up] Great idea! [gets emotional again] After I do a little more crying! [cries]