Bugs Bunny quotes from Tiny Toons Looniversity

Bugs Bunny

Great job up there, kids!

I don't know how to be funny! [he starts bawling his eyes out, much to the students' surprise, and his gushers of tears flood the whole auditorium. Once the pool of tears drain out, Hamton finally stops crying and calms down, wiping his eyes]

Bugs Bunny

[clapping] Bravo, bravo! This is how you do it! Reach into the depths of your deepest fears to find the best gag!

Sweetie Bird

Tens, tens, tens across the board!

Buster Bunny

Nice going, buddy!

Bugs Bunny

Oh, hey, Doc. How's t'e mentorship goin'?

Buster Bunny

Merlin seems… Nice… But I think we might be a bad fit.

Bugs Bunny

Is t'at so?

Buster Bunny

I'm here at Acme Lou to learn from the best. Like you! Bugs?

Bugs Bunny

Kid, look, I don't mentor. Between Wabbit Season and Ski Season, I am booked! Maybe you should give Moilin a chance. He's been your mentor for, what, five minutes?

Buster Bunny

You're right. I guess I was kinda disappointed. But everyone has lessons to teach. I'll apologize to Merlin. Let me go find him.

Bugs Bunny

[in Merlin's voice] Why? He's already here. [casts a magic spell on himself revealing to be Merlin the Magic Mouse as Buster noticed the magic trick in awe]

Buster Bunny

WHAT?! MERLIN?! [Merlin winks as Buster gets close to Merlin in excitement] How did you do that?!

Time to teach you some real magic.

Buster Bunny

When will we know we've met a nemisis?

Bugs Bunny

You'll feel a chill down your spine! Also, they're jerks.