Sweetie BirdHe's still wearing the shoes!
A character in Tiny Toons Looniversity
Played by Tessa Netting
Tiny Toons Looniversity · 34 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Tiny Toons Looniversity: in 11 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Buster Bunny (6), Babs Bunny (5), Hamton J. Pig (3)
Sweetie BirdHe's still wearing the shoes!
Sweetie BirdI came here to eat bird seed and kick butt! And I'm all out of bird seed!
Sweetie BirdI do not stand for injustice! If someone messes with you, then they mess with me! And you don't want to mess with Sweetie T. Bird!
What's the T stand for?
Sweetie BirdTHUNDER!!! JK, I don't have a middle name. But if I did, it would be THUNDER!!!
I'm Babs Bunny. You seem really awesome!
Sweetie BirdYou, too!
I don't know how to be funny! [he starts bawling his eyes out, much to the students' surprise, and his gushers of tears flood the whole auditorium. Once the pool of tears drain out, Hamton finally stops crying and calms down, wiping his eyes]
[clapping] Bravo, bravo! This is how you do it! Reach into the depths of your deepest fears to find the best gag!
[Bugs, Daffy and Wile E. Coyote all give a 10 to Hamton, much to his surprise and happiness that he found his best gag as everyone cheers for him.]
Sweetie BirdTens, tens, tens across the board!
Nice going, buddy!
[Lyrics to "We're Tiny Toons"]
[singing] Twins as close as can be. Babs and Buster Bunny.
The duck whose star shines so bright. I won’t let Buster steal my spotlight.
Sweetie BirdI'm full of anger and glee.
And sweet as pie, you can see.
And in all my years as the Dean, this is the weirdest class I’ve ever seen.
Please let us explain, Toons!
Watch when I pull this lever....
Anvils fall from the sky!
Why!
Our jokes are so very clever, capulting us while we fly!
Tongue-tied!
Stretchy arms and legs are fantastic!
Our eyes pop out of our face!
Face!
My emotions turn quite drastic when I get hit with a safe! Ouch!
We’re looney, we’re tiny, we’re looney, we're tiny toons!
Sweetie Bird[she's laying on pizza] AAHHH! I'M COVERED IN GREEN GLOP!
What? It's red.
Sweetie BirdI'm color-blind! [licks her wing] Oh, it's just pizza sauce.
Sweetie BirdThere's a cure for that. We! Don't! LOSE!
YEAH, BRO!
Sweetie BirdSorry. I should warn you. I've been doing a lotta chest press!
Like I said, "Great Tooneybacker".
I can't wait til I have a nemisis!
Sweetie BirdIsn't Plucky your nemisis?
Uh, we're frienemies.
It's the same as enemies, but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable!
[Buster is crying because he's sad that Hamton is leaving for medical school]
[crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky!
Sweetie BirdHe's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized.
[Buster bawls hysterically]
[comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically.
It's not fair! Why doesn't Acme have a medical school!?
Sweetie BirdOh, talk to Professor Coyote! He might know!
[face lights up] Great idea! [gets emotional again] After I do a little more crying! [cries]
Sweetie BirdAw, yeah! That big city air! I love the smell of hot garbage in the morning!
Do you hear that? It's the pulse of the city. And it's going… Plucky. Plucky. Plucky.
Say, cheese!
Sweetie BirdGreat shot.
This is the first time Babs and I have been to the big city!
I can't wait to capture everything! Smile!
Ooh! My turn! Get my good side. I mean, they're all technically my good side. Better find some light that does my classic good looks just it. There it is.
We better hustle up. I don't want to miss one minute of the Bugs Bunny retrospecter! SOLD OUT?!?!?!
The best to Acme Loo won't be back in four more hours and our plans just got ruined! Okay. I can handle this.
Never would have happened if I was in charge. Oh. That's a fantastic name for my one duck show.
Sweetie BirdWe're not wasting a beautiful day in the city! Let the Street-Bird show you around.
Are you sure it's safe?
Sweetie Bird"Is it safe"? Absolutely.
Tweet-Tweet, Beautiful!
Sweetie Bird[angrily glares at the Construction Pigeon] SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU FLYING GARBAGE!!!
Hey, hey! Easy, easy! Was just saying a friendly hello!
Sweetie BirdAw, yeah?! You say "hello" to your mother with that mouth?!
Yeah...
Sweetie BirdHeh. [snaps her fingers] See? I know how to handle the city. Just gotta look out for the creeps.
Sweetie! Where ya been?!
Sweetie BirdHey! Hiya, Pete! I went to college!
Check out the big girkin on campus over here!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Tiny Toons Looniversity pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.