You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm important! I'm a Republican!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Y'know, you're really not like a toaster oven, more like a microwave; and I'm sorry I called you spore mold, and maybe if no one was around, I'd consider dancing with you.
Friend?
Yeah, okay, I guess.
Oh, Monty-wonty, I knew it! I knew it! You do love me! Let's cut a rug, buggie!
Me and my big mouth!
[Arnold and his date dance]
Now, there goes a cute couple.
Yeah, but a couple of what?
Dear diary, I am so happy! I think I may boo hoo!
[after Buster beats him at Pac-Man ] Hey! You put out my eye!
Aw relax. Just blink & you'll be fine.
Hi, friends. Montana Max here, asking for your support. As we all know, Acme Loo needs a new student council president who's reliable, honest, and fair, but I want you to vote for me anyway!
FFurrball
[crying] No! Poor little Sweetie! Gone! Gone forever! It's not fair! I wanted to eat her!
What do you know about Honey?
Uh... it's sweet, and Winnie the Pooh has a problem with it...
[Calamity is shown in the back of a moving van crying and waving goodbye to his old home]
WEWile E. Coyote
[narrating] Ah yes. And then came another big day. Your father had taken a new job in the city & you were moving away. You wouldn't see any roadrunners in the city.
[Little Beeper is seen in the back of a moving van & Calamity sees him]
Beep Beep!
WEWile E. Coyote
Or would you?
WEWile E. Coyote
[after falling on the ground] Don't I get anything flashed in front of my eyes?
[Wile E. gets ran over by a truck driven by Beeper]
GGranny
Hamton, how do you expect me to get a proper temperature when you take the thermometer out of your mouth to sing?
Oh, that wasn't me, it was my frog. [to the dead frog] Come on! Sing, sing! [to Granny] You remember? [sings] Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!
Take away your props and costumes; what would you be?
Naked.
[after seeing Montana Max torture rabbit actors in his film] Oh that's sick!
Boo! Get it off.
[The Tiny Toons mob him and throw him out of the theater] Hey what are you doing? Put me down! This will be a Christmas classic! THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!
[to Bugs Bunny] This is your revenge for all those Rabbit Season signs I put up every year, isn't it? Sadist!
[The Looney Tunes are having a school meeting in the teacher's lounge]
FLFoghorn Leghorn
I say, I say that's a joke!
Woo hoo, woo hoo!
RRRoad Runner
Beep Beep!
TTweety
I taught I taw a putty tat!
SSylvester
Suffering succotash!
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